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FF Week 2 Recap

Rock Crushers Forte Shades of Jay
130.84 PTS (2-0) 76.78 PTS (0-2)
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Rock Crushers put up the highest score of the season and annihilated Forte Shades of Jay 130.84 to 76.78. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 54.06-point margin of victory is the highest in the league this season. Forte Shades of Jay, coming off a 121.82 to 114.20 loss against Liberty City Outlaws, saw their scoring shrink this week. Forte Shades of Jay (0-2, 190.98 points) winds up in last place while Rock Crushers (2-0, 257.97 points) remains in first place.

Smooth Moves by Rock Crushers

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • The 19.13 points scored by Greg Olsen was the highest TE score in the league this week.
  • Made a good move in sitting Rashad Jennings this week. He brought in 3.57 points, the fewest of any RB on the team.
  • Rock Crushers is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. Nick Novak, who was picked up by Rock Crushers, scored 14.00 points against a projected 8.52, topping his projection by 64.3%.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Corey Coleman have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 23.93 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Rock Crushers where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Missed an opportunity by leaving Philip Rivers on the bench. He scored 27.80 points, the seventh-highest score in the league this week.
  • Left DeVante Parker on the bench, where he scored 12.07 points and beat his projected point total by 174.3%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league this week.
  • Sammy Watkins had the lowest point total in the matchup with 1.33 points.
  • The TE position was a letdown for Forte Shades of Jay, where they were outscored 19.13 – 2.27 by Rock Crushers.

What If

  • Rock Crushers would be 2-0 if they played Forte Shades of Jay every week.
  • Rock Crushers would’ve been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Rock Crushers would have defeated Forte Shades of Jay 127.13 – 114.20 had they played each other last week.
  • If Rock Crushers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 14-0.
  • Forte Shades of Jay would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played every team every week, Forte Shades of Jay would be 3-11.

Game Notes

  • This matchup featured both the highest-scoring team and the lowest-scoring team in the league this week.
  • The 54.06-point margin of victory by Rock Crushers was the widest in the league this week.
  • Rock Crushers had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Forte Shades of Jay.
  • Graham Gano played well in the loss with 17.00 points, the highest score of any K in the league this week.
  • C.J. Anderson was a bright spot for Forte Shades of Jay in the loss with 14.67 points, the seventh-highest RB score in the league this week.
  • Brandon Marshall tried to help Forte Shades of Jay in the loss, beating his scoring projection by 42.7% and scoring 11.73 points versus an 8.22-point projection.
  • Aaron Rodgers failed to meet his projected point total, scoring only 12.42 points of his projected 18.88.
  • Rock Crushers exceeded their scoring expectations while Forte Shades of Jay failed to meet their projection.

Liberty City Outlaws Georgia Bullies
112.38 PTS (2-0) 96.48 PTS (0-2)
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Georgia Bullies must have done something to anger the Fantasy Gods this week, as they lost to Liberty City Outlaws 112.38 to 96.48. Georgia Bullies failed to live up to expectations and scored only 98.5% of a projected 97.93, while Liberty City Outlaws scored 11.3% more points than projected (100.94). Matt Forte brought in the third-highest score in the league this week with 33.60 points for Georgia Bullies. Liberty City Outlaws (2-0, 234.20 points) moves into third place while Georgia Bullies (0-2, 210.39 points) winds up in seventh place.

Smooth Moves by Liberty City Outlaws

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You’re making Liberty City Outlaws look really good right now.
  • With 26.00 points, the Arizona Cardinals Defense had the 10th-highest score in the league this week.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Eric Decker have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 19.40 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Delanie Walker scored 11.53 points to rank third among TEs in the league this week.
  • By scoring 11.80 points, Dez Bryant beat his 8.19 projected points by 44.1%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • It’s okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame’s articles. But it’s not okay to do it again.
  • Sterling Shepard, who was left on the bench, exceeded his 6.62-point projection with 12.80 points.
  • Could’ve started Matthew Stafford, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 14.50 against a projected 21.82.
  • The best offense is a good defense. Georgia Bullies got beat 26.00 – 9.00 by Liberty City Outlaws at the DEF position.
  • The TE position was a letdown for Georgia Bullies, where they were outscored 11.53 – 3.40 by Liberty City Outlaws.

What If

  • If Liberty City Outlaws played Georgia Bullies every week, they’d be 2-0 this season.
  • Besides Georgia Bullies, Liberty City Outlaws would have beaten only two other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Liberty City Outlaws would have defeated Georgia Bullies 121.82 – 113.91.
  • Liberty City Outlaws would be 9-5 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Liberty City Outlaws, Georgia Bullies would have been defeated by five other teams this week.
  • If they played every team every week, Georgia Bullies would be 3-11.

Game Notes

  • Liberty City Outlaws covered the 3.01-point spread, winning by 15.90 points.
  • With 37.90 points, Georgia Bullies got the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • Liberty City Outlaws got 12.87 points from their RBs this week, the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • With 96.48 points, Georgia Bullies ranked seventh in the league in scoring this week.
  • Liberty City Outlaws had the lowest winning score in the league this week with 112.38 points.
  • Matt Forte played admirably in the loss, ranking third in the league in scoring and beating his scoring projection by 236.3%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Jarvis Landry exceeded his projected point total by 43.2% in the loss, scoring 11.13 points against a projected 7.77.
  • Although Liberty City Outlaws won, they got little help from Doug Martin, who only put up 2.30 points of a projected 9.84.

NewEngland Deflators Hulk Smash
118.9 PTS (2-0) 98.29 PTS (1-1)
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NewEngland Deflators got two big individual performances from Derek Carr (29.96) and the Denver Broncos Defense (27.00) to beat Hulk Smash 118.90 to 98.29. Hulk Smash, who only scored 94.6% of their projected 103.89 points, made it easy on NewEngland Deflators who won by scoring 21.1% more than their projected 98.22 points. Hulk Smash was led by the tag team of DeAndre Hopkins, with 18.53 points, and Julio Jones, who scored 18.07. NewEngland Deflators (2-0, 237.77 points) shifts into second place while Hulk Smash (1-1, 219.65 points) winds up in fifth place.

Smooth Moves by NewEngland Deflators

  • If this were a dream sequence, you’d hear a deep voice announce, “NewEngland Deflators, the Toyota Hall of Famer.” But it’s not.
  • Finders keepers, losers weepers. Picked up Mike Wallace, who beat his scoring projection by 258.4%, which was the highest percentage among the two teams.
  • Derek Carr put up 29.96 points, which was the fifth-highest score in the league this week.
  • We won’t judge you if you want to bow to the Denver Broncos Defense. They ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 27.00 points.
  • Sat TE Coby Fleener on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 1.93 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The fact that you’re reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that’s one less thing to blame your loss on. Don’t tell the Hall.
  • Acquired and benched Travis Benjamin, who scored 24.57 points and beat his projected point total by 235.7%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • LeGarrette Blount was left on the bench, where he bested his expected 11.61-point total by putting up 22.30 points.
  • Should’ve started Russell Wilson, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting QB with 8.56 against a projected 18.43.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Jameis Winston, who scored 6.62 points against his projected 16.11.

What If

  • If NewEngland Deflators played Hulk Smash every week, they’d be 1-1 this year.
  • NewEngland Deflators would have beaten four other teams besides Hulk Smash this week.
  • NewEngland Deflators would be 9-5 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides NewEngland Deflators, Hulk Smash would have been defeated by four other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. NewEngland Deflators would have lost to Hulk Smash 121.36 – 118.87 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played every team every week, Hulk Smash would be 7-7.

Game Notes

  • NewEngland Deflators had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Hulk Smash.
  • With 49.47 points, Hulk Smash got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
  • The 98.29 points put up by Hulk Smash ranked sixth in the league this week.
  • Hulk Smash could not close out the win even with the help of DeAndre Hopkins, who scored 18.53 points, the sixth-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
  • Julio Jones did his best in the loss, ranking seventh among all WRs in the league with 18.07 points.
  • Marvin Jones Jr. was on the losing team, but still had the ninth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 12.87 points.
  • In the loss, the Carolina Panthers Defense scored 16.00 points against a projected 12.61 and exceeded their scoring projection by 26.9%.

Millennium Falcons Syracuse Express
124.01 PTS (1-1) 117.97 PTS (0-2)
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Millennium Falcons put up the second-highest score of the week and erased a 9.36-point deficit on Monday night. They edged Syracuse Express 124.01 to 117.97. This could have gone either way, with the 6.04-point margin of victory being the second-smallest recorded in the league this season. With 33.84 points, Matt Ryan wound up producing the second-highest score for the week. Millennium Falcons (1-1, 224.89 points) moves into fourth place and Syracuse Express (0-2, 226.85 points) goes to sixth place.

Smooth Moves by Millennium Falcons

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Cam Newton is making an early push for League MVP with a league-leading 36.82 points this week.
  • Sat Doug Baldwin, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 1.33.
  • Antonio Gates, who was picked up by Millennium Falcons, scored 7.00 points against a projected 5.02, topping his projection by 39.4%.
  • With 24.20 points, Kelvin Benjamin ranked third in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Sometimes 117.97 is enough. Unfortunately, the Toyota Hall of Fame has confirmed this time it’s a smaller number than 124.01.
  • With 0.30 points, Thomas Rawls was last in the league in scoring and got only 3.3% of his projected point total, the lowest percentage in the league.
  • It was a poor performance for Syracuse Express at WR, where they were outdone by Millennium Falcons 33.66 – 14.07.
  • Syracuse Express had only 4 of their 10 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost.
  • With 2.60 points, Antonio Brown scored only 20.6% of his 12.60 projected point total.

What If

  • If Millennium Falcons played Syracuse Express every week, they would be 1-1 this season.
  • Besides Syracuse Express, Millennium Falcons would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Millennium Falcons would be 6-8 if they played every team every week.
  • Syracuse Express would have lost to just two other teams besides Millennium Falcons this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn’t pay off! Had they played each other last week, Millennium Falcons would have lost to Syracuse Express 108.88 – 100.88.
  • Syracuse Express would be 5-9 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The margin of victory of 6.04 points was the smallest in the league this week.
  • With 14.07 points, Syracuse Express got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • Both teams topped their projections, but Syracuse Express performed better versus expectations than Millennium Falcons and still lost.
  • With 124.01 points, Millennium Falcons scored the second-most points in the league this week.
  • The score put up by Syracuse Express was the largest among losing teams in the league this week.
  • In the loss, Matt Ryan ranked second in the league in scoring with 33.84 points.
  • In the loss, Melvin Gordon had the third-highest RB score in the league this week with 22.40 points.
  • DeMarco Murray was a bright spot for Syracuse Express in the loss with 12.63 points, the ninth-highest RB score in the league this week.