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FF Week 12 Recap

NewEngland Deflators
Rock Crushers
102.77 PTS (6-6) 73.49 PTS (8-4)
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NewEngland Deflators Defies the Experts to Defeat Rock Crushers to Even Series

Underdog. Schmunderdog. NewEngland Deflators overcame a 10.94-point projected spread to defeat Rock Crushers 102.77 to 73.49 for the upset. They got a team-leading 31.37 points from LeSean McCoy and 25.64 from Marcus Mariota. This win served Rock Crushers a cold dish of revenge after they won a Week 5 matchup, 142.43 to 98.80. Following a 148.26 to 63.60 win against Georgia Bullies, Rock Crushers saw their scoring plummet this week. Rock Crushers (8-4, 1,349.45 points) drops to third place while NewEngland Deflators (6-6, 1,279.30 points) remains in fifth place.

Smooth Moves by NewEngland Deflators

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You’re making NewEngland Deflators look really good right now.
  • When is Marcus Mariota going to get some respect from the projections? He ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 25.64 points against a projected 19.75 and has now overachieved in five straight games.
  • We won’t judge you if you want to bow to LeSean McCoy. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring with 31.37 points.
  • Sat TE Jack Doyle on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 1.67 points.
  • Do you put a LB or DB on him? You might have to put both on him if this continues. Coby Fleener scored 3.93 points to rank fifth among TEs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Sometimes 73.49 is enough. Unfortunately, the Toyota Hall of Fame has confirmed this time it’s a smaller number than 102.77.
  • Rock Crushers left the 24.20 points scored by Michael Thomas on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 292.2%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Chris Boswell, who scored 4.00 points against his projected 11.77.
  • Rock Crushers had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Greg Olsen during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 3.00 points against a projected 8.30 this week.

What If

  • If NewEngland Deflators played Rock Crushers every week, they’d be 4-8 this season.
  • NewEngland Deflators would have beaten four other teams besides Rock Crushers this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Rock Crushers, NewEngland Deflators would be 7-3.
  • If NewEngland Deflators had played every team in the league each week, they would be 37-47.
  • Rock Crushers would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. NewEngland Deflators would have lost to Rock Crushers 148.26 – 71.51 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as NewEngland Deflators, Rock Crushers would be 5-5.
  • If they played every team every week, Rock Crushers would be 51-33.

Game Notes

  • NewEngland Deflators had the week’s largest margin of victory (29.28 points) for the second time this season.
  • U. G. L. Y. You ain’t got no alibi, this was ugly. Rock Crushers lost by the biggest margin of the week for the second time this season.
  • Rock Crushers was last in the league in scoring for the first time this season.
  • Despite playing on the losing team, Aaron Rodgers ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 27.12 points against a projected 20.51 and has now beaten his projection in six straight games.
  • NewEngland Deflators snapped their three-game losing streak with the win.
  • The loss snapped a three-game win streak by Rock Crushers.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren’t pulling their weight. Forget it, Spencer Ware needs to step it up! He scored 8.53 points against a projected 14.58 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
  • NewEngland Deflators remains undefeated in upset games this season, improving to 2-0.

Liberty City Outlaws
Millennium Falcons
118.49 PTS (9-3) 91.51 PTS (4-8)
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Liberty City Outlaws Put the Stamp on Millennium Falcons, Remains Unbeaten in Series

Liberty City Outlaws can breathe easy. They’re headed to the playoffs after beating Millennium Falcons again, this time by a final score of 118.49 to 91.51. This week, Drew Brees was the determining factor, getting 37.50 points. That’s even higher than Ezekiel Elliott, who led all players with 32.87 points the last time these teams met. Liberty City Outlaws started one player with zero points while Millennium Falcons also served up one goose egg, meaning both sides missed scoring opportunities. This is the largest margin for Liberty City Outlaws in two head-to-head matchups. They defeated Millennium Falcons 121.88 to 96.90 in Week 5.

Smooth Moves by Liberty City Outlaws

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You’re making Liberty City Outlaws look really good right now.
  • Drew Brees just showcased one of the season’s standout performances with 37.50 points this week. It was the week’s highest point total, and the 16th-most points scored this season.
  • See what happens when you keep the laces out? Stephen Gostkowski scored 11.00 points, the highest K score in the league this week.
  • Ezekiel Elliott put the team on his back with 23.23 points, the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • The 19.13 points scored by Devonta Freeman was the seventh-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Liberty City Outlaws where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Left Mark Ingram on the bench, where he scored the third-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 290.5%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league.
  • The RBs for Millennium Falcons got outscored 48.26 – 17.20 by the RBs for Liberty City Outlaws.
  • It’s times like these when it’s important to support your players when they’re down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Amari Cooper scored a season-low 1.47 points, 15.8% of his projected 9.29, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • 7 of the starters on Millennium Falcons scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • If Liberty City Outlaws played Millennium Falcons every week, they’d be 9-3 this year.
  • Liberty City Outlaws would’ve been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Liberty City Outlaws would have defeated Millennium Falcons 88.77 – 84.65 had they played each other last week.
  • Liberty City Outlaws would be 6-4 if they played the same schedule as Millennium Falcons.
  • Liberty City Outlaws would be 59-25 if they played every team every week.
  • Millennium Falcons would have lost to four other teams besides Liberty City Outlaws this week.
  • Millennium Falcons would be 4-6 if they played the same schedule as Liberty City Outlaws.
  • If they played every team every week, Millennium Falcons would be 33-51.

Game Notes

  • The 118.49 points by Liberty City Outlaws led the league. It is the first time they have led the league in scoring this season.
  • Liberty City Outlaws was able to win with little help from the Arizona Cardinals Defense, which had a season-low 4.00 points and is on a six-week underperforming streak.
  • Liberty City Outlaws got a combined 8.40 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • Liberty City Outlaws beat Millennium Falcons at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Millennium Falcons.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren’t pulling their weight. Forget it, Doug Martin needs to step it up! He scored 5.90 points against a projected 9.99 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
  • Remember when they needed to remind Forrest Gump to STOP? Well, they may need to remind this group of runnings backs to GO. With 17.20 points, Millennium Falcons got the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • The drafted players on Liberty City Outlaws put up 97.0% of the team’s points this week.
  • Liberty City Outlaws overachieved and improves to 9-1 when doing so, while Millennium Falcons fell short of their projection. They are now 1-3 when scoring less than expected.

Syracuse Express
Forte Shades of Jay
111.08 PTS (8-4) 86.52 PTS (1-11)
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Syracuse Express Beats Forte Shades of Jay, Streak Climbs to Six

Syracuse Express picked up their sixth straight win when they beat Forte Shades of Jay 111.08 to 86.52, recording the second-highest point total this week. Syracuse Express has been racing to the top like a rocket during their win streak. They’ve moved from fifth place to second since Week 7. They’re doing it by scoring a lot of points and they own the highest overall point total in the league, averaging 122.37 points per matchup. With Antonio Gates literally not showing up for Syracuse Express, it could have been worse. Forte Shades of Jay goes to 1-11 and stays in eighth place. Did Tim Tebow give a locker room speech? Syracuse Express hasn’t lost since Week 6.

Smooth Moves by Syracuse Express

  • Fantasy Football is a game where the high score wins. So keep doing what you have to do, the Toyota Hall of Fame will turn a blind eye.
  • Benched the Seattle Seahawks Defense, which had the lowest DEF score on the team with 7.00 points.
  • Syracuse Express is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense, which was picked up by Syracuse Express, scored 14.00 points against a projected 9.74, topping their projection by 43.7%.
  • The 24.47 points scored by Le’Veon Bell was the third-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
  • With 24.07 points, Antonio Brown ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Next week, be sure to ask Syracuse Express where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
  • Had a chance to start the Green Bay Packers Defense, which outdid their scoring projection of 7.91 points by scoring 14.00 points.
  • The 7.72 points scored by Andy Dalton fell short of his 17.45-point projection, the fourth straight game where that has happened.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for T.J. Yeldon during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 1.90 points against a projected 5.51 this week.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Forte Shades of Jay thought their luck would change and went back to the well with the New England Patriots Defense. However, they scored 9.00 points against a projected 12.45 and has now underachieved in six straight games.

What If

  • If Syracuse Express played Forte Shades of Jay every week, they’d be 10-2 this season.
  • Syracuse Express would have beaten five other teams besides Forte Shades of Jay this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Syracuse Express would have defeated Forte Shades of Jay 127.25 – 94.89 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Forte Shades of Jay, Syracuse Express would be 7-3.
  • Syracuse Express would be 58-26 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Syracuse Express, Forte Shades of Jay would have been defeated by five other teams this week.
  • Forte Shades of Jay would be 3-7 if they played the same schedule as Syracuse Express.
  • Forte Shades of Jay would be 18-66 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Syracuse Express had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Forte Shades of Jay.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, Forte Shades of Jay stalled out again and extended their losing streak to seven games.
  • The 111.08 points by Syracuse Express was their lowest winning score of the season.
  • Syracuse Express is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning six straight games.
  • The 24.56-point win by Syracuse Express failed to cover the 29.15-point spread.
  • Syracuse Express won even though Forte Shades of Jay performed better against their scoring projection. Forte Shades of Jay scored 98.9% of their 87.48 projected points, while Syracuse Express recorded 95.2% of their 116.63-point projection.
  • The draft continues to pay off for Syracuse Express, which got 82.5% of their points from players they drafted.
  • Syracuse Express had the second-highest point total in the league this week.

Hulk Smash
NewEngland Deflators
95.04 (7-5) 93.43 PTS (5-7)
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Hulk Smash Grinds Out Victory over Georgia Bullies, Remains Unbeaten in Series

Hulk Smash stays unbeaten in two matchups against Georgia Bullies, and they make it interesting this time with a final score of 95.04 to 93.43. David Johnson put up 23.67 points and was out there putting on a show. It was a letdown compared to his 41.57 points in the last matchup with Georgia Bullies. It could have gone the other way, as Georgia Bullies had a starter score zero points (the Dallas Cowboys Defense). Hulk Smash won 132.43 to 101.61 in Week 5, and now has a 16.22-point average margin of victory over Georgia Bullies.

Smooth Moves by Hulk Smash

  • Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You’re making Hulk Smash look really good right now.
  • Best in the world: Jordan Reed can claim that at least for one week after his 18.33 point performance. It was highest score for any TE this week, as well as the eighth-highest TE score in the league this season.
  • Was wise to sit the Los Angeles Rams Defense this week, which had 2.00 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
  • Benched RB LeGarrette Blount, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 6.70.
  • The 23.67 points scored by David Johnson was the fourth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Don’t worry, Georgia Bullies, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn’t contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Eli Manning, who scored 24.56 points to rank 10th in the league in scoring.
  • Theo Riddick has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 5.37 points versus a projected 9.39.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Georgia Bullies thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Jason Witten. However, he scored 2.20 points against a projected 5.34 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • Hulk Smash saw their RBs beat those on Georgia Bullies 49.40 – 21.60.

What If

  • If Hulk Smash played Georgia Bullies every week, they would be 8-4 this season.
  • Besides Georgia Bullies, Hulk Smash would have defeated three other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Hulk Smash would have defeated Georgia Bullies 126.54 – 63.60.
  • If they played the same schedule as Georgia Bullies, Hulk Smash would be 7-3.
  • If Hulk Smash had played every team in the league each week, they would be 49-35.
  • Besides Hulk Smash, Georgia Bullies would have been defeated by three other teams this week.
  • Georgia Bullies would be 2-8 if they played the same schedule as Hulk Smash.
  • If they played every team every week, Georgia Bullies would be 31-53.

Game Notes

  • Hulk Smash had their lowest winning score of the season with 95.04 points.
  • The 1.61-point margin of victory was the smallest in the league this week.
  • Jay Ajayi did little to help Hulk Smash, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 11.23 points against a projected 18.95.
  • Although Hulk Smash won, it was no thanks to Adam Vinatieri, who scored 1.00 point and has now scored below his projection in four straight weeks.
  • Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn’t mean he’s one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, DeAndre Hopkins scored 4.67 points against a projected 7.19 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
  • Georgia Bullies got a combined 37.59 points from their WRs, the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • Hulk Smash got a combined 49.40 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • Hulk Smash didn’t meet expectations in the victory, recording 82.2% of their projected 115.62, while Georgia Bullies performed better than expected, beating their 89.08-point projection by 4.9%.