Fantasy Football
FF Week 11 Recap
| Rock Crushers |
Georgia Bullies |
| 148.26 PTS (8-3) | 63.60 PTS (5-6) |
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Rock Crushers Devastates Georgia Bullies, Streak Climbs to Three
Are your feet cold, Georgia Bullies? After getting the win the last time they met, Rock Crushers took it a step further and beat the socks off Georgia Bullies this time around, winning 148.26 to 63.60. Aaron Rodgers led the way, putting up 32.34 points for Rock Crushers. The last time these teams met, Christine Michael led with 13.93. Adding insult to injury, Georgia Bullies got goose eggs from both A.J. Green and Derrick Henry. Rock Crushers now has a 46.23-point average margin of victory over Georgia Bullies. They won 69.15 to 61.35 in Week 4.
Smooth Moves by Rock Crushers
- Rock Crushers scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don’t count as real points. Not that you need help.
- Aaron Rodgers ranked third in the league in scoring with 32.34 points against a projected 21.01 and has now overachieved in five straight games.
- With 18.53 points, Doug Baldwin had the top score of any WR in the league this week.
- The Minnesota Vikings Defense felt like the Rodney Dangerfield of football: “no respect at all” with this week’s projected points. They scored the 10th-most points in the league and beat their projected point total by 99.8%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
- Lamar Miller put the team on his back with 22.00 points, the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Next week, be sure to ask Rock Crushers where official Toyota Hall of Fame articles are kept.
- Georgia Bullies picked up Caleb Sturgis, who then fell short of his 7.12-point projection by scoring 1.00 point.
- The RBs on Georgia Bullies let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on Rock Crushers 46.66 – 9.07.
- Georgia Bullies was faced with 2 starters coming up empty in points.
- The best offense is a good defense. Georgia Bullies got beat 24.00 – 3.00 by Rock Crushers at the DEF position.
What If
- If Rock Crushers played Georgia Bullies every week, they’d be 8-3 this year.
- Rock Crushers would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Rock Crushers would have defeated Georgia Bullies 104.41 – 99.86.
- If they played the same schedule as Georgia Bullies, Rock Crushers would be 7-2.
- Rock Crushers would be 51-26 if they played every team every week.
- Georgia Bullies would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
- If they played the same schedule as Rock Crushers, Georgia Bullies would be 5-4.
- If they played every team every week, Georgia Bullies would be 28-49.
Game Notes
- Three of the six losses for Georgia Bullies this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
- The matchup had both the highest-scoring and lowest-scoring teams in the league this week.
- The 84.66-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and second-biggest in the league this season.
- Rock Crushers bested their projected points again, the eighth time this season they have done so, including a streak of three straight games.
- Georgia Bullies had the league’s lowest score of the week for the second time this season.
- We don’t condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 14.20 total points by the WRs on Georgia Bullies was their lowest WR output this season.
- Rock Crushers has now won three games in a row.
- They may need to check dentals records to identify this victim. Georgia Bullies had their worst loss of the season, losing by 84.66 points.
| Syracuse Express |
Liberty City Outlaws |
| 127.25 PTS (7-4) | 88.77 PTS (8-3) |
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Syracuse Express Overwhelms Liberty City Outlaws, Notches Fifth in a Row
Liberty City Outlaws should probably lay low the next time they meet Syracuse Express. They’ve been blown out both times the teams have faced each other, this time by a final score of 127.25 to 88.77. This week, Dak Prescott did the most damage, putting up 30.64 points. That’s even higher than DeMarco Murray, who led all players with 22.10 points the last time these teams met. This is the closest win for Syracuse Express in two head-to-head matchups. They beat Liberty City Outlaws 141.95 to 98.76 in Week 4.
Smooth Moves by Syracuse Express
- Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You’re making Syracuse Express look really good right now.
- Dak Prescott ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 30.64 points against a projected 16.36 and has now overachieved in six straight games.
- Le’Veon Bell ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 28.27 points, his highest output of the season.
- Benched the Baltimore Ravens Defense, which had the lowest DEF score on the team with 2.00 points.
- C.J. Prosise scored 13.93 points, which ranked seventh out of all the RBs in the league this week.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Some teams are destined to beat teams like Liberty City Outlaws and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
- Liberty City Outlaws picked up Kenny Britt, who then fell short of his 5.04-point projection by scoring 2.87 points.
- 8 of the 10 starters scored less than their projected points.
- This is how people lose everything in casinos. Liberty City Outlaws thought their luck would change and went back to the well with the Arizona Cardinals Defense. However, they scored 8.00 points against a projected 11.50 and has now underachieved in five straight games.
- Delanie Walker scored the fewest points on the team and scored below his projection for the fourth time this season with 2.40 points against a projected 5.92.
What If
- If Syracuse Express played Liberty City Outlaws every week, they’d be 7-4 this season.
- Syracuse Express would have beaten five other teams besides Liberty City Outlaws this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Syracuse Express would have defeated Liberty City Outlaws 162.04 – 149.78.
- Syracuse Express would be 6-3 if they played the same schedule as Liberty City Outlaws.
- Syracuse Express would be 52-25 if they played every team every week.
- Liberty City Outlaws would have lost to three other teams besides Syracuse Express this week.
- If they played the same schedule as Syracuse Express, Liberty City Outlaws would be 6-3.
- Liberty City Outlaws would be 52-25 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
- Maybe the league is colluding against them. All three of the losses for Liberty City Outlaws this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
- Syracuse Express beat their scoring projection for the ninth time this season by scoring 127.25 points against a projected 106.31. They have now overachieved five weeks in a row.
- Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat. Syracuse Express has won five games in a row, the longest current winning streak in the league.
- With 88.77 points, Liberty City Outlaws had their lowest output of the season.
- Syracuse Express had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Liberty City Outlaws.
- Syracuse Express remains undefeated in blowout games this season, improving to 3-0.
- Liberty City Outlaws got the best total score from their WRs of any team this week with 36.17 points.
- With the big loss, Liberty City Outlaws falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season.
| Hulk Smash |
Forte Shades of Jay |
| 126.54 PTS (6-5) | 94.89 PTS (1-10) |
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Hulk Smash Brings Down Forte Shades of Jay to Bring Series Record to 2-0
What’s more likey to happen: a Browns/Lions Super Bowl or Forte Shades of Jay beating Hulk Smash? Forte Shades of Jay has yet to beat Hulk Smash, falling 126.54 to 94.89. This week, Kirk Cousins led the team, putting up 31.40 points. It was a little less than the 39.00 points Julio Jones got the last time these teams played. This is the closest win for Hulk Smash in two head-to-head matchups. They defeated Forte Shades of Jay 130.82 to 87.66 in Week 4.
Smooth Moves by Hulk Smash
- If this were a dream sequence, you’d hear a deep voice announce, “Hulk Smash, the Toyota Hall of Famer.” But it’s not.
- Finders keepers, losers weepers. Picked up Rishard Matthews, who beat his scoring projection by 128.7%, which was the highest percentage among the two teams.
- When is Kirk Cousins going to get some respect from the “experts?” With 31.40 points against a projected 20.00, he ranked fourth in the league in scoring and has now overachieved in three straight games.
- With 31.10 points, David Johnson got the fifth-largest point total in the league and beat his projected points by 112.0%, which was the eighth-biggest percentage in the league.
- Wisely sat Russell Wilson this week, who had 24.78 points, the lowest QB score on the team.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- The fact that you’re reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that’s one less thing to blame your loss on. Don’t tell the Hall.
- DeVante Parker was left on the bench, where he bested his expected 5.97-point total by putting up 11.27 points.
- Did not start Andrew Luck, who led the team in scoring with 21.68 points.
- The RBs for Forte Shades of Jay got outscored 56.67 – 26.84 by the RBs for Hulk Smash.
- 6 of the starters on Forte Shades of Jay scored less than their projected points.
What If
- If Hulk Smash played Forte Shades of Jay every week, they’d be 10-1 this season.
- Hulk Smash would have beaten four other teams besides Forte Shades of Jay this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Hulk Smash would have defeated Forte Shades of Jay 119.22 – 99.12.
- If they played the same schedule as Forte Shades of Jay, Hulk Smash would be 4-5.
- If Hulk Smash had played every team in the league each week, they would be 45-32.
- In addition to Hulk Smash, Forte Shades of Jay would have lost to just two other teams this week.
- Forte Shades of Jay would be 2-7 if they played the same schedule as Hulk Smash.
- If they played every team every week, Forte Shades of Jay would be 17-60.
Game Notes
- Seven of the 10 losses for Forte Shades of Jay this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
- Hulk Smash had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Forte Shades of Jay.
- Forte Shades of Jay has lost six straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
- Hulk Smash scored 126.54 points against a projected 109.12 and beat their scoring projection for the eighth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
- The 31.65-point win by Hulk Smash beat the 15.58-point spread.
- Not going to name names, but some people here aren’t pulling their weight. Forget it, DeAndre Hopkins needs to step it up! He scored 3.87 points against a projected 7.68 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
- Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn’t mean he’s one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Adam Vinatieri scored 7.00 points against a projected 9.61 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
- Hulk Smash got the best total score from their RBs of any team this week with 56.67 points.
| Millennium Falcons |
NewEngland Deflators |
| 84.65 (4-7) | 71.51 PTS (5-6) |
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Millennium Falcons Gets Win Against NewEngland Deflators, Gets Redemption
Millennium Falcons picked up the highest player score this week from Rob Kelley (36.70) to beat NewEngland Deflators 84.65 to 71.51. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Millennium Falcons who gets revenge for a 143.13 to 90.90 pasting by NewEngland Deflators in Week 4. Jamison Crowder led NewEngland Deflators with 17.80 points while Frank Gore racked up 9.73. Millennium Falcons (4-7, 1,184.94 points) remains mired in seventh place while NewEngland Deflators (5-6, 1,176.53 points) stays in fifth place.
Smooth Moves by Millennium Falcons
- The Toyota Hall of Fame would have its eyes on you for this week’s win. But the Toyota Hall of Fame doesn’t have eyes. Obviously.
- Rob Kelley put on one of the season’s standout performances with 36.70 points this week. It was the week’s highest point total, as well as the 19th-most points scored this season.
- Millennium Falcons won despite having only 2 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points.
- What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Amari Cooper have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 9.80 points.
- With 2.47 points, Tyler Eifert had the fifth-highest score of any TE in the league this week.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- It’s okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame’s articles. But it’s not okay to do it again.
- Well, that’s embarrassing. Left Derek Carr on the bench, where he ranked seventh in the league in scoring with 28.60 points.
- All that glitters is not gold. Picked up the Miami Dolphins Defense, which scored 8.00 points against their projected 11.78.
- NewEngland Deflators had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.
- Michael Crabtree had the lowest point total in the matchup with a season-low -0.67 points.
What If
- Millennium Falcons would be 6-5 if they played NewEngland Deflators every week.
- Besides NewEngland Deflators, Millennium Falcons would have beaten only one other team this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Millennium Falcons would have defeated NewEngland Deflators 102.31 – 86.09.
- Millennium Falcons would be 4-5 if they played the same schedule as NewEngland Deflators.
- If Millennium Falcons had played every team in the league each week, they would be 31-46.
- NewEngland Deflators would have lost to five other teams besides Millennium Falcons this week.
- NewEngland Deflators would be 3-6 if they played the same schedule as Millennium Falcons.
- If they played every team every week, NewEngland Deflators would be 32-45.
Game Notes
- The 84.65 points by Millennium Falcons was their lowest winning score of the season.
- NewEngland Deflators had 71.51 points, their season-low.
- At 13.14 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
- Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn’t mean he’s one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Kelvin Benjamin scored 3.73 points against a projected 6.83 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
- The loss was the third in a row for NewEngland Deflators.
- Millennium Falcons underachieved in the win, improving to 1-2 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while NewEngland Deflators falls to 1-4 when scoring below their projected points.
- NewEngland Deflators could not close out the win even with the help of Jamison Crowder, who scored 17.80 points, the second-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
- Cam Newton, who had the highest projected points in the matchup, fell short of scoring projections with 12.38 points against a projected 23.47.
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