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FF Week 4 Recap

Millennium Falcons
Liberty City Outlaws
100.81 PTS (3-1) 90.14 PTS (1-3)
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Millennium Falcons Puts the Kibosh on Liberty City Outlaws for Third Straight Win

Millennium Falcons has really turned it on, earning their third consecutive win when they defeated Liberty City Outlaws 100.81 to 90.14. They got a lift from the Seattle Seahawks Defense, which led the team with 23.00 points and Tyrell Williams who had 18.67. Liberty City Outlaws falls to eighth place with a 1-3 record. Millennium Falcons is in second place having also recently beaten NewEngland Deflators (78.79 to 72.17) and Rock Crushers (97.04 to 77.09).

Smooth Moves by Millennium Falcons

  • You put it all on the Fantasy field and pulled out a Fantasy victory! A Fantasy feeling only rivaled by becoming a real Toyota Hall of Famer.
  • Lean, mean, and haunting your dreams. The Seattle Seahawks Defense was a terror this week, accounting for 23.00 points. It was the highest DEF score of the week and the third-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • Rags to riches. That was the name of the game for Tyrell Williams who responded to being picked up by beating his projection by 195.9%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Devonta Freeman. He had the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 13.13 points.
  • Michael Thomas scored 11.93 points, the fifth-highest WR score in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dear, Liberty City Outlaws: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don’t really know how that feels, but surely it can’t feel great. Next week, just win.
  • Did not start Mike Wallace, who beat his scoring projection with 9.67 points against a projected 5.16.
  • Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started the New England Patriots Defense, which then scored below their 12.77-point projection with 7.00 points.
  • Martellus Bennett has scored below his projection in every game this season after scoring 2.60 points against a projected 6.60 this week.
  • 8 of the 10 starters scored less than their projected points.

What If

  • Millennium Falcons would be 2-2 if they played Liberty City Outlaws every week.
  • Besides Liberty City Outlaws, Millennium Falcons would have defeated three other teams this week.
  • Millennium Falcons would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as Liberty City Outlaws.
  • Millennium Falcons would be 11-17 if they played every team every week.
  • Besides Millennium Falcons, Liberty City Outlaws would have been defeated by four other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn’t pay off! Had they played each other last week, Millennium Falcons would have lost to Liberty City Outlaws 97.86 – 97.04.
  • Liberty City Outlaws would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as Millennium Falcons.
  • If they played every team every week, Liberty City Outlaws would be 11-17.

Game Notes

  • Even though Liberty City Outlaws lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for Millennium Falcons.
  • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All three of the losses for Liberty City Outlaws this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Mason Crosby had a season-low 5.00 points against a projected 8.84 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • It was a tough loss for Liberty City Outlaws, which put up the fourth-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • “They ain’t nothing but paper champions. That’s all they are, and that’s all they’re ever going to be.” Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? Liberty City Outlaws scored 90.14 points against a projected 107.87 and has underachieved every week this season.
  • Jordan Reed had a season-low 1.40 points against a projected 6.06 in the win and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • With 100.81 points, Millennium Falcons had their highest score so far this season.
  • The 10.67-point margin of victory was the slimmest in the league this week.

Forte Shades of Jay
ChrisChristiesNachos
102.84 PTS (2-2) 88.81 PTS (2-2)
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Forte Shades of Jay Gets Victory over ChrisChristiesNachos, Moves Up to Fourth Place

Forte Shades of Jay got two top five player scores this week from Le’Veon Bell with 33.20 points and Russell Wilson with 30.60, as they defeated ChrisChristiesNachos 102.84 to 88.81. Forte Shades of Jay hit their projections and put up 0.3% more than their projected 102.50 points, while ChrisChristiesNachos fell short of their projections and scored only 81.4% of a projected 109.16. Philip Rivers led ChrisChristiesNachos with 20.88 points while Keenan Allen racked up 14.20. Forte Shades of Jay (2-2, 382.53 points) climbs into fourth place while ChrisChristiesNachos (2-2, 393.36 points) drops to third place.

Smooth Moves by Forte Shades of Jay

  • A win like that must feel great, Forte Shades of Jay. Know what feels better? Getting in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Not quite the best, but pretty darn good. Le’Veon Bell had the second-highest RB score of the week and the fifth-highest RB score in the league this season with 33.20 points.
  • The 30.60 points scored by Russell Wilson was the third-highest QB score of the week and is the eighth-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • Made the right move in benching Amari Cooper, who had 0.60 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on Forte Shades of Jay.
  • The 13.00 points were a season-high for the Minnesota Vikings Defense. The score beat their 10.32-point projection by 26.0%, which also was a season-high.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
  • Picked up Bilal Powell but left him on the bench, where he scored the third-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 349.2%, the second-highest percentage in the league.
  • Could have started Zach Ertz, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting TE with 5.40 against a projected 7.97.
  • It’s times like these when it’s important to support your players when they’re down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Melvin Gordon scored a season-low 2.67 points, 22.4% of his projected 11.93, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
  • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 2.00 points for Julio Jones this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 18.9% of a projected point total of 10.59.

What If

  • If Forte Shades of Jay played ChrisChristiesNachos every week, they’d be 2-2 this year.
  • Forte Shades of Jay would have beaten four other teams besides ChrisChristiesNachos this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? Forte Shades of Jay would have defeated ChrisChristiesNachos 161.82 – 103.81 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as ChrisChristiesNachos, Forte Shades of Jay would be 1-2.
  • Forte Shades of Jay would be 13-15 if they played every team every week.
  • ChrisChristiesNachos would have lost to five other teams besides Forte Shades of Jay this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Forte Shades of Jay, ChrisChristiesNachos would be 2-1.
  • If they played every team every week, ChrisChristiesNachos would be 15-13.

Game Notes

  • Although ChrisChristiesNachos lost, they did put up the seventh-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • Jarvis Landry had a season-low 2.67 points against a projected 6.94 in the win and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Jimmy Graham scored 4.07 points against a projected 7.35 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
  • Forte Shades of Jay got a combined 6.00 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
  • The RBs on ChrisChristiesNachos collectively had their worst week of the season with only 23.27 points.
  • Forte Shades of Jay had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for ChrisChristiesNachos.
  • The 88.81 points put up by ChrisChristiesNachos ranked seventh in the league this week.
  • Forte Shades of Jay overachieved and improves to 2-0 when doing so, while ChrisChristiesNachos fell short of their projection. They are now 0-2 when scoring less than expected.

Syracuse Express
Georgia Bullies
127.72 PTS (4-0) 109.33 PTS (1-3)
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Syracuse Express Beats Georgia Bullies, Streak Now at Four

Syracuse Express was pretty much unstoppable, registering the highest point total this week to get past Georgia Bullies 127.72 to 109.33. The rest of the league should be embarrassed as Syracuse Express continues their perfect season. Georgia Bullies was coming off a 161.82 to 78.41 loss against Forte Shades of Jay and saw their scoring increase this week. Georgia Bullies (1-3, 383.30 points) drops to seventh place while Syracuse Express (4-0, 530.78 points) remains in first place.

Smooth Moves by Syracuse Express

  • A win like that must feel great, Syracuse Express. Know what feels better? Getting in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Not quite the best, but pretty darn effective. Todd Gurley II had the third-highest RB score of the week and the ninth-highest RB score in the league this season with 29.37 points.
  • Looks like somebody has a knack for finding talent. Acquired Cameron Brate, who exceeded his scoring projection by 152.9%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league.
  • Syracuse Express appears to be some sort of fantasy prophet in the making. The Jacksonville Jaguars Defense, which was picked up by Syracuse Express, scored 20.00 points against a projected 12.60, topping their projection by 58.7%.
  • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Kareem Hunt. He had the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 16.43 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Loss is a four-letter word to Toyota Hall of Famers. And win is a three-letter word. Hall of Famers are great at Fantasy Football AND counting.
  • Well, that’s embarrassing. Left Jameis Winston on the bench, where he ranked sixth in the league in scoring with 30.48 points.
  • Left Ameer Abdullah on the bench, where he scored 16.40 points and beat his projected point total by 153.5%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league this week.
  • Justin Tucker scored 4.00 points against a projected 10.59 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Ben Roethlisberger has scored below his projection in every game this season after scoring 12.54 points against a projected 18.44 this week.

What If

  • If Syracuse Express played Georgia Bullies every week, they would be 3-1 this season.
  • Syracuse Express would’ve been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Syracuse Express would have defeated Georgia Bullies 149.09 – 78.41.
  • If they played the same schedule as Georgia Bullies, Syracuse Express would be 2-1.
  • Syracuse Express would be 24-4 if they played every team every week.
  • Georgia Bullies would not have lost to any other team in the league besides Syracuse Express this week.
  • Georgia Bullies would be 2-1 if they played the same schedule as Syracuse Express.
  • Georgia Bullies would be 16-12 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • All four of the wins for Syracuse Express this season have come despite their opponent scoring a season-high that week.
  • This matchup had the top two scoring teams in the league this week.
  • Despite being on the winning team, Demaryius Thomas had a season-low 0.73 points against a projected 8.75 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Georgia Bullies has underachieved every week this season, scoring 109.33 points against a projected 109.58 this week.
  • It was a tough loss for Georgia Bullies, which put up the second-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • The WRs on Georgia Bullies collectively had their best week of the season with 32.93 points.
  • We don’t condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 7.60 total points by the WRs on Syracuse Express was their lowest WR output this season.
  • Two of the starters for Syracuse Express scored higher than the leading scorer for Georgia Bullies.

NewEngland Deflators
Rock Crushers
98.65 (2-2) 77.57 PTS (1-3)
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NewEngland Deflators Beats Rock Crushers, Moves Up to Fifth Place

Rock Crushers must have done something to anger the Fantasy Gods this week, as they lost to NewEngland Deflators 98.65 to 77.57. Rock Crushers has had a string of bad luck lately and is on a three-game losing streak. Tom Brady led Rock Crushers with 21.48 points while Leonard Fournette racked up 18.53. NewEngland Deflators (2-2, 345.23 points) climbs into fifth place while Rock Crushers (1-3, 383.65 points) drops to sixth place.

Smooth Moves by NewEngland Deflators

  • Know what’s better than winning your matchup vs. NewEngland Deflators? Getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Aaron Rodgers had 29.06 points, the fifth-highest QB score of the week and the 10th-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • A very special special-teamer: The 15.00 points scored by Stephen Gostkowski was the best K score of the week and is the second-highest K score in the league this season.
  • Wisely sat Derek Carr this week, who had 9.72 points, the lowest QB score on the team.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Jordy Nelson have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked third in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 17.00 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Rock Crushers, you can’t win ’em all. But you can’t lose ’em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
  • Well, that’s embarrassing. Left Dak Prescott on the bench, where he ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 27.58 points.
  • Marshawn Lynch was last on the team in scoring with 1.20 points against a projected 9.22 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • Mark Ingram scored 5.63 points against a projected 9.19 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
  • 8 of the starters on Rock Crushers underperformed versus their projections.

What If

  • If NewEngland Deflators played Rock Crushers every week, they would be 2-2 this season.
  • NewEngland Deflators would have beaten only two other teams besides Rock Crushers this week.
  • Were they resting their players for this week? NewEngland Deflators would have defeated Rock Crushers 89.16 – 77.09 had they played each other last week.
  • NewEngland Deflators would be 0-3 if they played the same schedule as Rock Crushers.
  • If NewEngland Deflators had played every team in the league each week, they would be 10-18.
  • Rock Crushers would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as NewEngland Deflators, Rock Crushers would be 2-1.
  • Rock Crushers would be 12-16 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • All three of the losses for Rock Crushers this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • “They ain’t nothing but paper champions. That’s all they are, and that’s all they’re ever going to be.” Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? NewEngland Deflators scored 98.65 points against a projected 105.65 and has underachieved every week this season.
  • The 21.08-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and eighth-biggest in the league this season.
  • Rock Crushers was last in the league in scoring for the second time this season.
  • Hey, I’m sure NewEngland Deflators appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Rock Crushers had the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season with 77.57 points.
  • NewEngland Deflators had their highest score of the season with 98.65 points.
  • Although NewEngland Deflators won, it was no thanks to LeSean McCoy, who scored 9.73 points and has now scored below his projection in three straight weeks.
  • The loss was a familiar refrain for Rock Crushers, as they have now dropped three in a row.